You know how you always think you're cooler when you're drunk? Have you ever wondered whether you were really cooler, or if you were just fooled by the alcohol? I have. Pretty much every time I drink. I always wish I had some way of recording the drunk version of me, so that the sober version of me can try to figure it out.
Clearly, there's no way to make this a blind study. Unless I get blind drunk. Double-blind drunk!
Tomorrow, I will visit this post (sober) to re-evaluate how funny it is. For Science!
I fear the blind study/blind drunk joke might not hold up so well.